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Daft Albert

Daft Albert

He’s more machine now than man; twisted and evil. The Vtech Little Singing Alfie didn’t stand a chance. I believe his last words were “I’m a happy bear -”. He then found my lack of faith disturbing…

According to Google Translate, his mutterings translate from Swedish to:

“I’ve been waiting for you, fat one. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”

Gulp. After what happened to poor Alfie, I’ve decided – I’m joining the Dark Side.

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